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dorkness rising is calling to me….it’s like…’maaarrrrrkkkk…..wwaattchhh meeeee…..’ i’m like ‘dorkness no’ but it says ‘dorkness yes’

no i MUSTN’T

I NEED SLEEP

TOMORROW DORKNESS RISING

TOMORROW

AND PROBABLY A MARATHON OF JOURNEYQUEST TOO BECAUSE ZOMBIE ORPHEUS IS THAT FUCKING GREAT

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finally fucking finished ugh and now i am going to bed

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okay i have a house to clean i cAN’T watch dorkness rising as well

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why does the meach abruptly and inexplicably acquire a bad scottish accent for like two seconds in the alt-universe flash thingy

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hands of fate spoilers under the cut

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based on previous experience that fucking legacy anthem is going to be stuck in my head for approximately the next two weeks

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my eczema is now so bad the doctor prescribed me half a litre of major strength emollient cream and was like “don’t even use soap any more man, use this, you’re gonna need it”

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oh FUCK it’s nearly midnight and i haven’t even started cleaning the house yet (we have a house viewing tomorrow, i’m the only one home, and we’re not exactly the tidiest of people)

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i get actual literal chills every single time jase yells ‘this is for countermay’ in that one scene like i’ve seen this movie at least five times and it always happens god it’s such a good scene

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i’m a PoSI now but so far basically the only change i’ve noticed is that everything’s way more expensive and kind of less fun 

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oh man i want the r9e game so much and it’s £20 on amazon which is like…right on the verge of ‘can i afford it can’t i afford it’ asjiofds i waaannntt iiiiit

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i love dundareel and myriad’s chemisty so fucking much afossjfisjaisodishdghjsfkldsjflds 

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when i grow up i want to have penelope’s dress sense i love her so much